Come see a living, breathing spectacle. Only seen right here.
It's your last chance in this lifetime. The line forms to the rear.
You won't believe your eyes. Your eyes will not believe youre ears.
Get your money out, get ready. Step right up, yeah you, come here.

You ain't seen nothing like him. Teh last one of the breed.
You better hold on to your honey. Honeys, don't forget to breathe.
Enter at your own risk, mister. It might change the way you think.
There's no dancers, there's no diamonds. No this boy he don't lip-synch.

Here's the last man standing.
Step right up, he's the real thing.
The last chance of a lifetime.
Come and see, hear, feel... the real thing.

See those real live calloused fingers. Wrapped around those guitar strings.
Kiss the lips where hurt has lingered. It breaks the hart to hear him sing.
Thesongs were more than music. They were pictures from the soul.
Se keep your pseudo-punk, hip-hop, pop-rock junk. And your digital downloads.

Here's the last man standing.
Step right up, he's the real thing.
The last chance of a lifetime.
Come and see, hear, feel... the real thing.

Take your seats now, folks. It's showtime.
Hey, Patrick - hit the lights.
There's something in the air.
There's magic in the night.
Now here's the band, they really play. I'll count the first one in.
I don't know where it's going.
Well all know where it's been.

Here's the last man standing.
Step right up, he's the real thing.
The last chance of a lifetime.
Come and see, hear, feel.

The last man standing.
Step right up, he's the real thing.
The last chance of a lifetime.
Come see, hear, feel... the real thing.
The real thing.
Real thing.
Real thing.

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